Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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