garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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