Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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