Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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