went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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