he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
