yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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