Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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