I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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