If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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