How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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