I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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