Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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