fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Jerry, you need to find god
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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