I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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