dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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