They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
