He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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