Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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