i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
So I just went to clothing optional bar
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Randomize