no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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