I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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