Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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