Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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