I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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