okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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