we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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