Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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