look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I supernannyed him into submission
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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