Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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