It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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