This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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