How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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