Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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