i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I currently don't understand fingers.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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