The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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