Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
