we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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