Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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