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(614): View more from Ohio

Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?

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(315): View more from New York

i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.

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(703): View more from Virginia

relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks

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(515): View more from Iowa

I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.

(515): View more from Iowa

I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.

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(916): View more from California

I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?

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(925): View more from California

I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties

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