I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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