She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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