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Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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