My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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