he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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