I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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