Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
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