Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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