butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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