Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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