My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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